January 25, 2011

route 29 (broken down on the side) original peoria post date jan 5

dear speed limit for broken down cars and fucks diary,

i think you are swimming in a pond with a shallow end only my dear craiger. i apologize if i urinated in your crystal blue water and turned it green. my pH level is neutral, it shouldn't cause toooooo much damage to your mudflap. so what crawled in your panties? you just need some special attention? santa suck this year? poor baby. you get more with honey than piss. unless its my piss. my piss and spit is really sweet. i dunno crackerhead, but you need to spiffy up because you are one super boring fella. and im easily amused.