dear unibomber sir diary,
so i got a brand new heater furnace, and it is november now, AND I CANT TURN IT ON. we always try and wait til november to fire it up, which is never a problem with my "sweat hog" ass, and this morning i flip the switch and hear, "no no no no no no no no no no," cough cough, "no no no no no."
im not one to cuntplain, really, but i will try and anal-yze this situation accordingly.
is it your brand new heater furnace to control?
do you pay for the natural gas and electricity to run the bitch?
aren't you still under the covers where its warm?
wont you rise and put on 84 shirts so they all must be laundered when your sweaty stinkin armpits start soakin through to shirt number 76?
why do others have to suffer while you are toasty?
who died and made you king of my furnace?
anyway, ill be eating poptarts and jimmy dean sausage biscuits again today. but damn that burnt chicken was sure smailin good you made last nite. and ive never seen anyone slow cook ground chuck for sloppy joes like that, i like my meat brown. next time you could prolly boil the meat and get the same results.
happy weekend. just think, the next two weekends will be even better! all the kids and the family here for the holiday. ill refill your valium and or get you a smoking hotel suite. you can pay for both.
love,
stupid sweat hog whore
so i got a brand new heater furnace, and it is november now, AND I CANT TURN IT ON. we always try and wait til november to fire it up, which is never a problem with my "sweat hog" ass, and this morning i flip the switch and hear, "no no no no no no no no no no," cough cough, "no no no no no."
im not one to cuntplain, really, but i will try and anal-yze this situation accordingly.
is it your brand new heater furnace to control?
do you pay for the natural gas and electricity to run the bitch?
aren't you still under the covers where its warm?
wont you rise and put on 84 shirts so they all must be laundered when your sweaty stinkin armpits start soakin through to shirt number 76?
why do others have to suffer while you are toasty?
who died and made you king of my furnace?
anyway, ill be eating poptarts and jimmy dean sausage biscuits again today. but damn that burnt chicken was sure smailin good you made last nite. and ive never seen anyone slow cook ground chuck for sloppy joes like that, i like my meat brown. next time you could prolly boil the meat and get the same results.
happy weekend. just think, the next two weekends will be even better! all the kids and the family here for the holiday. ill refill your valium and or get you a smoking hotel suite. you can pay for both.
love,
stupid sweat hog whore
