dear true story diary,
i love my snake, she eats in the shower. that's just wrong i know to wait til after the lady cleaned it to feed her, but i ain't feedin my snake in no dirty shower. ick. i swear shes weigin 30 pounds now, ok 25, she's extra large. she can handle 3 biggest rats they sell, one at a time, gulp, gulp, pause (break for 5minutes lol) and gulp. once she couldn't handle the last rat, and i couldn't stand the thought of returning it (fate) so, i took it to the north end of town and abandoned it. i thought it would have a better chance of life there. they are cooking chicken now. im not hungry. i ate jimmy dean sausage biscuits with real syrup and a halfa gallon of whole milk chilled in the freezer, in the tub. well hail. got two idiot furr heads up my butt gotta do something fast.
i love my snake, she eats in the shower. that's just wrong i know to wait til after the lady cleaned it to feed her, but i ain't feedin my snake in no dirty shower. ick. i swear shes weigin 30 pounds now, ok 25, she's extra large. she can handle 3 biggest rats they sell, one at a time, gulp, gulp, pause (break for 5minutes lol) and gulp. once she couldn't handle the last rat, and i couldn't stand the thought of returning it (fate) so, i took it to the north end of town and abandoned it. i thought it would have a better chance of life there. they are cooking chicken now. im not hungry. i ate jimmy dean sausage biscuits with real syrup and a halfa gallon of whole milk chilled in the freezer, in the tub. well hail. got two idiot furr heads up my butt gotta do something fast.
