dear chinese food inventors,
wasn't it the chinese who invented toilet paper? SHOUT OUT! you can use that shit for everything. i like their food too. i just got done with some pork fried rice and lo mien noodles leftover from sunday night after work. damn im glad i heated that shit up before i threw it away. fuck me it was good. i coulda ate it all night, but i was hungry from cleaning. it's fun to clean at night. becky hates me on the floor. she don't understand. it worries her. my house is a fucking pig sty. and it gets "professionally" cleaned every tuesday- cept today. look, ima just be honest- lay it out there- on the mother fucking table, i am a filthy pig- by my standards. clearly there are worse, but there are much better. i'll tell you who keeps a clean house- that cuntface. she does. but, you can't live there. you can't love there. at least i have a mattress pad on all mattresses in my home AND my towels smell fresh. and my dogs are happy- and my bathroom door shuts right. but yeah. the funny thing is- squirrels still die in front of fancy homes on the north side of town too. they do. cuz i saw.
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