February 20, 2011

don't give me lip

dear i want a leg or an arm diary,

i think i found the unibomber a new girlfriend. the last one he had sucked. i can not say for sure or not because i just thought of it when i woke up. i loaned her a hundred dollars the other day and i plan on making her this once in a lifetime offer- hookup with the unibomber and never pay me pack. simple as that. she is a beautiful woman too. and the unibomber really has a thing for them black girls. she already has been with a white boy too- and she loves it. we could just move him in with her. i know they would have great sex. the unibomber is like a sex machine- he can have excellent sex with anything. he has one setting- perfect. i have always told him that if we could sell that shit- we'd be some rich mother fuckers and i wasn't lying about that. but a person cant fuck him 24 hours a day- and that's where it all goes wrong. what to do with the other 23 hours.