March 30, 2011

about a case a day

dear people who are always thirsty diary,

lately- i have been noticing that someone around my house consumes cans of throwback pepsi in great quantity. i want to establish that i have switched over to coca-cola. i will explain why later. here is what i saw on the table next to the lazy-boy next to the couch just yesterday. i saw three identical glasses- in a row. the first glass, closest to the window, had two inches of clear water- with a little brown at the bottom- obviously the end of a glass of ice filled pop. the next glass was half full of mostly a dark liquid (pop) with still a few floating tiny ice cubes left. the glass was still wet with sweat- but it wouldn't be long before it was dry. the next glass was picture perfect. the carbonation popping from the rim like the forth of july. somehow seeing the stages of life as a pop glass right before my eyes- was adding to the senseless of drinking so many sodas ALL IN A ROW- for absolutely no reason- it ain't even hot outside YO? so that is why i switched over to coke- so i could keep my pop in the fridge- so next saturday when i want one- i don't have to snap cuz there AIN'T NONE. plus- pepsi tastes like medication now when it goes down my throat- i can even swallow it- that shit is nasty.