dear snake fest diary,
why does it seem like every time the snake comes out- i get horny? this time i made myself horny thinking about watching someone fuck the unibomber. good grief. something really is wrong with me- a chemical imbalance maybe? i even went so far as to tip toe to the bedroom to get my other memory card for my phone- to maybe post a picture on craig's list and try and 'woo' him a girlfriend. i know, right, AFTER EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID ABOUT POSTING PICTURES OF PENISES ONLINE- LOOK AT ME GO- but here's the thing tho- the unibomber has a mighty fine penis to view ladies- and gentleman- it is a beautiful sight to behold- and nothing to be ashamed of. he would kill me if he knew i was even contemplating posting the only picture of a picture i have of the mother fucker- but it's so fucking pretty- i almost want to share it. he needs some pussy. from what i saw this morning- it's bound to cause pain. i just want to watch- from my bathtub. ima have to fuck him iffin nobody else will- but i'd love to watch him tear some other lucky pussy to shreds.
why does it seem like every time the snake comes out- i get horny? this time i made myself horny thinking about watching someone fuck the unibomber. good grief. something really is wrong with me- a chemical imbalance maybe? i even went so far as to tip toe to the bedroom to get my other memory card for my phone- to maybe post a picture on craig's list and try and 'woo' him a girlfriend. i know, right, AFTER EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID ABOUT POSTING PICTURES OF PENISES ONLINE- LOOK AT ME GO- but here's the thing tho- the unibomber has a mighty fine penis to view ladies- and gentleman- it is a beautiful sight to behold- and nothing to be ashamed of. he would kill me if he knew i was even contemplating posting the only picture of a picture i have of the mother fucker- but it's so fucking pretty- i almost want to share it. he needs some pussy. from what i saw this morning- it's bound to cause pain. i just want to watch- from my bathtub. ima have to fuck him iffin nobody else will- but i'd love to watch him tear some other lucky pussy to shreds.
