dear tub soaking in ten diary,
now that i have my cuticles all dug away and trimmed i am going to go soak in the tub and relax in the hottest water my body can stand. for a second i thought i was going to pass out, but i shut my eyes and immediately sat down and the grump came and stood over me like he usually does- but nothing happened. i thought to myself, 'hahahah- got one over on you bitch,' and just as quickly i thought, 'you better stfu.' i argue with myself quite often, but i always win. i suppose it's all in how well a person knows themselves- if they push their own buttons or not. i don't have buttons. i have switches. i'm either ON or OFF. bottom line. i ain't got one of those slider deals- ON or OFF that's it. right now- my cuticles are OFF and i'll be gettin it ON in the bathtub here in a minute.
now that i have my cuticles all dug away and trimmed i am going to go soak in the tub and relax in the hottest water my body can stand. for a second i thought i was going to pass out, but i shut my eyes and immediately sat down and the grump came and stood over me like he usually does- but nothing happened. i thought to myself, 'hahahah- got one over on you bitch,' and just as quickly i thought, 'you better stfu.' i argue with myself quite often, but i always win. i suppose it's all in how well a person knows themselves- if they push their own buttons or not. i don't have buttons. i have switches. i'm either ON or OFF. bottom line. i ain't got one of those slider deals- ON or OFF that's it. right now- my cuticles are OFF and i'll be gettin it ON in the bathtub here in a minute.
