March 26, 2011

the commitment

dear ten days diary,

ten days on the road and i'm gonna be a whore tonight. oh man. that'll be fun. and i need the money. who wouldn't. gas up almost four bucks a gallon and shit. polish eight fifty a bottle. i almost bought them genie bra's on the tv last night. damn them things looked comfortable- with no underwires too- i could wear them in jail. but i still got my jail bra sittin right here by my front door waitin. i dare that hero bitch to send the cops for me. COME ON CUNTFACE- i got lawyer money now. one of these here days when them tables topsy turnie- ima laugh my twat off. even the unibomber laughs about the shit now- that's how dumb it is- and this is an uptight ANAL mother fucker who laughs at NOTHING. he fucked a fat girl once so he cant say shit. she was nice tho- i liked her. then after that he fucked the GAWD AWFUL UGLIEST GIRL YOU EVER SAW EVER IN YOUR LIFE EVER- (and i do mean ever) but she had a smokin body (but she don't now LOL) she looked like HERMAN MUNSTER- she was so nasty- BAR SLUT- omfg- so he really cant say shit. he really cant. and he doesn't anymore- i think it's because he knows. he knows i was for real and he's lucky the hero was just a playboy. we'll have to see how this turns out. i'm just glad it's pretty much done. i'll earn my forty one bucks to finish payin off my fine- and do the rest of my time. lol