dear my bad ass hair diary,
i get it now. you brush it and that's it. but ain't that what i've always done? yup. only i can get away with it now- without looking like scum. fuck me who knew. and now the shit is just gunna grow and grow. i wanted to get it long again. it's already halfway down my back- but i want it longer- to my waist again. it never seems to get long enough- even when someone says, "omg your hair is so long," it doesn't seem that long to me. all i know is- i'll never have it crayon short. there's only one place on the body that is meant for short hair. and that is on the face of my cunt. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. you really didnt think i was gunna let an opportunity slip by did you? oh fuck no- y'all should know me better than THAT by now- let us pretend anyway. it is almost time for me to pick up destiny at the airport. i must run through the bank first. it'll be the big bank i must hit too- ain't that precious. i have no dollars (except about 2o small ones) and i need big ones today. the unibomber has his own fundage- and never shares- but that's fine- cuz i don't share mine. i will make my quick stop- and go from there. i know she wont be late- her plane has already arrived. i will now brush my teeth and assume the necessary positions.
i get it now. you brush it and that's it. but ain't that what i've always done? yup. only i can get away with it now- without looking like scum. fuck me who knew. and now the shit is just gunna grow and grow. i wanted to get it long again. it's already halfway down my back- but i want it longer- to my waist again. it never seems to get long enough- even when someone says, "omg your hair is so long," it doesn't seem that long to me. all i know is- i'll never have it crayon short. there's only one place on the body that is meant for short hair. and that is on the face of my cunt. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. you really didnt think i was gunna let an opportunity slip by did you? oh fuck no- y'all should know me better than THAT by now- let us pretend anyway. it is almost time for me to pick up destiny at the airport. i must run through the bank first. it'll be the big bank i must hit too- ain't that precious. i have no dollars (except about 2o small ones) and i need big ones today. the unibomber has his own fundage- and never shares- but that's fine- cuz i don't share mine. i will make my quick stop- and go from there. i know she wont be late- her plane has already arrived. i will now brush my teeth and assume the necessary positions.
