dear balloons and knives diary,
i have everything ready for our birthday party. we are going out for a nice dinner- ima wear my new jeans- and then we will cut the cake. oh man that cake has my FAVORITE kind of icing on it. i had them put 'HAPPY 46 CRAYON' on it. i cant wait. sometimes i crack myself up. i have little yellow crayon candles and everything. nobody will bring gifts to my party- they wont have to. i already got a gift for everyone to see- and we will all unwrap it and laugh hysterically. so every chance you get today- think about CUNTFACE getting older....YAY! my nails are red- i am all ready to go. i am excited to tell you- other people's birthdays ARE BETTER BUSINESS FOR A HOE... i remember i used to always give dude a blow job so he could always go home and fuck cuntface good. but i never got any credit for any of the gifts i gave to that bitch- like i fucking should've.
i have everything ready for our birthday party. we are going out for a nice dinner- ima wear my new jeans- and then we will cut the cake. oh man that cake has my FAVORITE kind of icing on it. i had them put 'HAPPY 46 CRAYON' on it. i cant wait. sometimes i crack myself up. i have little yellow crayon candles and everything. nobody will bring gifts to my party- they wont have to. i already got a gift for everyone to see- and we will all unwrap it and laugh hysterically. so every chance you get today- think about CUNTFACE getting older....YAY! my nails are red- i am all ready to go. i am excited to tell you- other people's birthdays ARE BETTER BUSINESS FOR A HOE... i remember i used to always give dude a blow job so he could always go home and fuck cuntface good. but i never got any credit for any of the gifts i gave to that bitch- like i fucking should've.
