dear if i were becky diary,
if i were becky and the grump did the things to me that he does to her, i would come the piss and shit unglued. why she doesn't i will never understand- but she doesn't- and that is further testimony of her love and special nature. she allows him to get his 'ram' on, and ignores him the entire time, and makes him work for her affections, yet challenges him when he lags behind. she never lets him think she's bothered by anything he does, but just as soon as he stops fucking with her- she gives him that gentle nudge. then he starts his shit right back up- he takes the bait just like a hungry fish- serving up the same old crap- his main dinner dish. then we always end up licking each other- that's when you know they're done. then they chew on the toys for a while- fucking hours of fun. pretty soon it'll start up again- it'll all turn out the same- but it might start with the unibomber next time- if he speaks- ain't that a shame.
if i were becky and the grump did the things to me that he does to her, i would come the piss and shit unglued. why she doesn't i will never understand- but she doesn't- and that is further testimony of her love and special nature. she allows him to get his 'ram' on, and ignores him the entire time, and makes him work for her affections, yet challenges him when he lags behind. she never lets him think she's bothered by anything he does, but just as soon as he stops fucking with her- she gives him that gentle nudge. then he starts his shit right back up- he takes the bait just like a hungry fish- serving up the same old crap- his main dinner dish. then we always end up licking each other- that's when you know they're done. then they chew on the toys for a while- fucking hours of fun. pretty soon it'll start up again- it'll all turn out the same- but it might start with the unibomber next time- if he speaks- ain't that a shame.
