dear expiration dates diary,
everything has a shelf life. even we as people. that is a terribly brutal statement as read and said, but its true. everything goes bad- sours- rots- decays- turns to shit- however you want to say it- it does. our bodies get old- our minds give way- and eventually- we are back to our original form- a heaping glob of cellular goo. the things we do during this lifetime are what sets us apart from a head of lettuce or a mulberry tree. altho- i am sure someone somewhere has deemed a mulberry tree out there to be much more important for some reason- than i will prolly ever be- but i dunno about the lettuce. i just hope the city doesn't come along and cut that mulberry tree down and fuck up someones special mulberry tree shelf life, cuz they will do that- for no reason. as long as we are true to ourselves- and take care of who we are, we can live in tupperware. we can have longer shelf lives. if we all picked one special cuntface type person to focus our discord and disgust and hatred towards- a person who was stupid and did not matter- then every time something went a tiny bit wrong we could curse that person and feel so much better. that's what i do and let me tell you- it works like you wouldn't believe. i know my first sentence said, 'everything has a shelf life,' but not my hate for his cuntface wife.
everything has a shelf life. even we as people. that is a terribly brutal statement as read and said, but its true. everything goes bad- sours- rots- decays- turns to shit- however you want to say it- it does. our bodies get old- our minds give way- and eventually- we are back to our original form- a heaping glob of cellular goo. the things we do during this lifetime are what sets us apart from a head of lettuce or a mulberry tree. altho- i am sure someone somewhere has deemed a mulberry tree out there to be much more important for some reason- than i will prolly ever be- but i dunno about the lettuce. i just hope the city doesn't come along and cut that mulberry tree down and fuck up someones special mulberry tree shelf life, cuz they will do that- for no reason. as long as we are true to ourselves- and take care of who we are, we can live in tupperware. we can have longer shelf lives. if we all picked one special cuntface type person to focus our discord and disgust and hatred towards- a person who was stupid and did not matter- then every time something went a tiny bit wrong we could curse that person and feel so much better. that's what i do and let me tell you- it works like you wouldn't believe. i know my first sentence said, 'everything has a shelf life,' but not my hate for his cuntface wife.
