dear loud assembly outside diary,
them fucking birds are loud as hell. i ain't kidding you one bit. there are at least six different brands of birds outside my window flappin their beaks- and a woodpecker. the whole fang dang neighborhood is up and got me up too and i just got to sleep. the dogs are doing the, "you lick my dick, i'll lick your pussy," deal on the floor already this morning and being fair about it. usually the grump gets all the licking time. becky- she never complains. i really fucking hate woodpeckers in the morning- sounds like this fucker found a lightpole. GOOD FOR HIM. what a dumb bird. if i woulda been born a bird- what do you bet- ida been born a woodpecker. oh man that woulda sucked.
them fucking birds are loud as hell. i ain't kidding you one bit. there are at least six different brands of birds outside my window flappin their beaks- and a woodpecker. the whole fang dang neighborhood is up and got me up too and i just got to sleep. the dogs are doing the, "you lick my dick, i'll lick your pussy," deal on the floor already this morning and being fair about it. usually the grump gets all the licking time. becky- she never complains. i really fucking hate woodpeckers in the morning- sounds like this fucker found a lightpole. GOOD FOR HIM. what a dumb bird. if i woulda been born a bird- what do you bet- ida been born a woodpecker. oh man that woulda sucked.
