March 26, 2011

the PRICE LI$T

NEW PRICE LIST

FLIRTING  NO CHARGE
KISSING $39.95 (PER HOUR)
PETTING UPSTAIRS $15.95 (PER HOUR)
PETTING DOWNSTAIRS $25.95 (PER HOUR)
KISSING COMBO $75.00 (SAVE 6.85)
(offer not availaible in some areas. residents in IL, IN, CA, KY, MI, UT, NC, SC, OH, VA, MA, WY, CT, NY, WV, TN, MO, TX, NM, AZ, NV, must add 41%sales tax) reasonable dental fees may apply if client has dirty mouth or is very fucking ugly.