dear now i have done it diary,
i am so glad the crunchy things on top of my head are gone. i don't know what that shit was. eww. prolly becky crumbs. my hair smells really good and feels like a dream since my little procedure i had done today. i have the barbie doll hair. it feels good when you touch it- or when i touch it for you- i would let you touch it- for a small fee. for a bigger fee- i would let you rub it- and for a morerate fee- you could rub against it- and for a large fee- you could shoot wads of bodily fluid into it for as long as you wanted- provided i could wear eye cover and ear plugs. we could even work on a layaway fee schedule to accommodate you- if you couldn't pay all at once- or if you refer a friend- i have a special reward program- and ask about my frequent flyer smiles. i have a waiver i ask all my married clients to sign- and a special waiver iffin you have pictures already posted online of your penis (big or small- i suck them all) and a contract iffin you want a long term standing appointment with me- cuz i like servicing just one client at a time- i find i can more focus on their needs and desires on a more personal and bizarre level- i would recommend you have my contract viewed by an independent lawyer- because i will not find myself in another bogus order of protection again UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE- without even so much as a TIME LINE SET BY THE COURT SYSTEM AS TO TELL ME WHEN THE FUCKING THING WILL END. bravo... but i will suck a mean dick.. WONT I?
i am so glad the crunchy things on top of my head are gone. i don't know what that shit was. eww. prolly becky crumbs. my hair smells really good and feels like a dream since my little procedure i had done today. i have the barbie doll hair. it feels good when you touch it- or when i touch it for you- i would let you touch it- for a small fee. for a bigger fee- i would let you rub it- and for a morerate fee- you could rub against it- and for a large fee- you could shoot wads of bodily fluid into it for as long as you wanted- provided i could wear eye cover and ear plugs. we could even work on a layaway fee schedule to accommodate you- if you couldn't pay all at once- or if you refer a friend- i have a special reward program- and ask about my frequent flyer smiles. i have a waiver i ask all my married clients to sign- and a special waiver iffin you have pictures already posted online of your penis (big or small- i suck them all) and a contract iffin you want a long term standing appointment with me- cuz i like servicing just one client at a time- i find i can more focus on their needs and desires on a more personal and bizarre level- i would recommend you have my contract viewed by an independent lawyer- because i will not find myself in another bogus order of protection again UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE- without even so much as a TIME LINE SET BY THE COURT SYSTEM AS TO TELL ME WHEN THE FUCKING THING WILL END. bravo... but i will suck a mean dick.. WONT I?
