dear i always wanted a giraffe for a pet diary,
i thought that would be fun to have one. i have a yellow sweater and brown pants and boots we would match and could have our pictures taken in that and it would look fabulous hanging on a light brown wall in a dark brown frame and i thought that with my hair next to a giraffe and my eyes being brown with my highlights showing in the golden sun that green grass against my soles on my ugg boots would look so sexy with trees coming down near the giraffes head and my head being by the giraffes head too and maybe the giraffe and i would look at each other like lovers and omg if it kissed me wouldn't that be something, but if it was shitting or it had just shitted i would not like that in the picture so we would prolly want to move over so the shit could not be seen or they could airbrush the shit out and make it look like a rock or a turtle like they make fat models look skinny cuz that's what they would have to do with me is airbrush my flat stupid ass, because i am like a turd in the picture- and nobody wants to see that shit. but if a giraffe was next to me not shitting, that would be kewl. as fuck.
i thought that would be fun to have one. i have a yellow sweater and brown pants and boots we would match and could have our pictures taken in that and it would look fabulous hanging on a light brown wall in a dark brown frame and i thought that with my hair next to a giraffe and my eyes being brown with my highlights showing in the golden sun that green grass against my soles on my ugg boots would look so sexy with trees coming down near the giraffes head and my head being by the giraffes head too and maybe the giraffe and i would look at each other like lovers and omg if it kissed me wouldn't that be something, but if it was shitting or it had just shitted i would not like that in the picture so we would prolly want to move over so the shit could not be seen or they could airbrush the shit out and make it look like a rock or a turtle like they make fat models look skinny cuz that's what they would have to do with me is airbrush my flat stupid ass, because i am like a turd in the picture- and nobody wants to see that shit. but if a giraffe was next to me not shitting, that would be kewl. as fuck.
