April 10, 2011

also- a rope

dear wondering how old a tree has to be diary,

i have no trees in my yard that are strong enough to hang myself by. i mean, if i needed to. i mean- if my phone wasn't to ring. i mean, if i got so distraught from the fact that it didn't ring and i thought it would and then the disabled veteran's called- if i were an unstable person looking for an aged tree- how old of a tree would a tree HAVE to be? you know, to support a whore and her neck weight? the maturity rate of my trees are such that i do believe would not sustain my weight, and has anyone ever committed the act from a christmas tree type tree? i don't want to die anyway- but if i did- man i'd have a tough time here in my yard. i wonder if anyone has ever done it from an ornamental tree. man, i gotta stop this. my phone may ring at any minute and my frame of mind will not be right at all to take that call.