dear survey diary,
if ten people were surveyed now, betcha nine of them would think that i've been asleep for the last four hours. not so. i have had a minor child in my care and enjoyed the little fucker. it was actually fun. i usually don't like kids because they cry and whine and are so demanding- but this kid was ADORABLE AS SHIT. we met up at the laundrymat- in my pajamas- and he came home with me from there. i couldn't find my car this morning and called every towing company in town looking for it- finally i found it where i would have never expected to- but at least it was safe and i didn't have to pay to get it out. so at the laundry mat- i kidnapped the cutest little kid- with his parents permission- and i brought him home and becky did not handle it well. the grump seemed okay with the new addition- but becky growled under her breath and had many obscene gestures- i've never seen her display before. i think she was jealous of the rugrat- but i cant be sure. she never bit at him or threatened him in anyway, but you could tell- she wasn't happy. i returned the kidnapped boy just now- and becky wont even look at me. ima woo her in the bed for a nap and see if i can make things better between us again.
if ten people were surveyed now, betcha nine of them would think that i've been asleep for the last four hours. not so. i have had a minor child in my care and enjoyed the little fucker. it was actually fun. i usually don't like kids because they cry and whine and are so demanding- but this kid was ADORABLE AS SHIT. we met up at the laundrymat- in my pajamas- and he came home with me from there. i couldn't find my car this morning and called every towing company in town looking for it- finally i found it where i would have never expected to- but at least it was safe and i didn't have to pay to get it out. so at the laundry mat- i kidnapped the cutest little kid- with his parents permission- and i brought him home and becky did not handle it well. the grump seemed okay with the new addition- but becky growled under her breath and had many obscene gestures- i've never seen her display before. i think she was jealous of the rugrat- but i cant be sure. she never bit at him or threatened him in anyway, but you could tell- she wasn't happy. i returned the kidnapped boy just now- and becky wont even look at me. ima woo her in the bed for a nap and see if i can make things better between us again.
