dear bewhore i take a nap diary,
i am so damn proud of myself it ain't even funny. i did two very grown-up things today and i am so beaming excited- i dunno if i can sleep once i even get to the bed once i get into the bed so ima wait to go to the bed for a minute and then go. the first thing i did was roll up the window when i saw a goat. it wasn't even hard. i just reached down and rolled my darkened window up. usually when i see the goat- or a goat even- i want to look over at it. it didn't even phase me. i leaned down and kissed the little kidnapped fucker between my legs and went on home. the second thing i did today- was followed the instructions in that new book that came in the mail the other day and took a new route stawking. i just didn't go. how about them apples. i was a block away and said, "FUCK IT," AND CAME HOME Y'ALL omg. i was in the hood- and skanked out the hood. ima say TODAY is a turning point. what a scary thought. the beginning of a boring life. i don't fucking think so... but we'll see. ok i feel like i can nap now. whew.
i am so damn proud of myself it ain't even funny. i did two very grown-up things today and i am so beaming excited- i dunno if i can sleep once i even get to the bed once i get into the bed so ima wait to go to the bed for a minute and then go. the first thing i did was roll up the window when i saw a goat. it wasn't even hard. i just reached down and rolled my darkened window up. usually when i see the goat- or a goat even- i want to look over at it. it didn't even phase me. i leaned down and kissed the little kidnapped fucker between my legs and went on home. the second thing i did today- was followed the instructions in that new book that came in the mail the other day and took a new route stawking. i just didn't go. how about them apples. i was a block away and said, "FUCK IT," AND CAME HOME Y'ALL omg. i was in the hood- and skanked out the hood. ima say TODAY is a turning point. what a scary thought. the beginning of a boring life. i don't fucking think so... but we'll see. ok i feel like i can nap now. whew.
