dear this ain't even right diary,
i woke up with the hiccups again. then i said, 'watermelon watermelon watermelon,' and they left for a little bit and they are back with a vengeance now. i think that something must be wrong with me- because adults just aren't supposed to get hiccups like this- i wouldn't assume anyway- and i get them all the flippin time. i drives me bananas and sometimes i just want to poke some one's eye out- but that wouldn't be relevant to the situation at hand- an eye for a hiccup? so i just sit here- looking and sounding DUMBER than usual (if you could imagine that shit) and keep saying, 'watermelon,' which usually works- but now is not. then, just when i think they are gone....THE WORST ONES EVER HIT.
i woke up with the hiccups again. then i said, 'watermelon watermelon watermelon,' and they left for a little bit and they are back with a vengeance now. i think that something must be wrong with me- because adults just aren't supposed to get hiccups like this- i wouldn't assume anyway- and i get them all the flippin time. i drives me bananas and sometimes i just want to poke some one's eye out- but that wouldn't be relevant to the situation at hand- an eye for a hiccup? so i just sit here- looking and sounding DUMBER than usual (if you could imagine that shit) and keep saying, 'watermelon,' which usually works- but now is not. then, just when i think they are gone....THE WORST ONES EVER HIT.
