dear i ain't so cute today diary,
i slept long and hard and very stretched out last night and i am ugly this morning. there really is no other word to express my overall appearance. some days i wake up and i look unbelievably pretty and other days i wake up unrecognizable and today- i must look like someone in my ancestry i have never met, someone from the caveman days. i woke up feeling something lovely and hard pressed against my ass today and thought for sure i was going to get lucky and have a little early morning fun with the unibomber. i even reached behind me to see what i was gettin, and boy was in for a surprise. it was long and fat and hard alright- but it was also furry and there were two of them ready to go- it was becky's feet. omg. i have to live with this NOW for the rest of the day.
i slept long and hard and very stretched out last night and i am ugly this morning. there really is no other word to express my overall appearance. some days i wake up and i look unbelievably pretty and other days i wake up unrecognizable and today- i must look like someone in my ancestry i have never met, someone from the caveman days. i woke up feeling something lovely and hard pressed against my ass today and thought for sure i was going to get lucky and have a little early morning fun with the unibomber. i even reached behind me to see what i was gettin, and boy was in for a surprise. it was long and fat and hard alright- but it was also furry and there were two of them ready to go- it was becky's feet. omg. i have to live with this NOW for the rest of the day.
