April 12, 2011

tango-vicious-lishious

dear favorite memories are that with fish and dogs diary,

feeling the way i do about fish- and eating them i mean- wont be a surprise after you read this post. cuz some of my favorite memories have been made with fish. fish can be good friends. they are great housemates and loving partners. fish respond to music- have moods- and die when you don't feed them. i had my 60 gallon fresh water aquarium with one fish in it, dickhead, in my dining room when the babies were little- and i could not eat in front of that fish. whenever i served dinner in the dining room- if it wasn't possible for me to sit with my back to the tank- i had to cover the tank with a sheet. same way when the tank was at the farm in the kitchen. dickhead loved to be in the kitchen- because she loved to be where all the activity was. but i couldn't swallow with her gawking at me.  i always get bit by our pets. even lady dickhead got me. william got bit by marty our dog once- i'm trying so hard not to piss myself thinking about it. we got the whole thing on VIDEO TAPE and knew it was gunna happen- AND LET IT HAPPEN. and i know it sounds so cruel- and my kid did kinda cry- but we knew marty wouldn't hurt him AND marty had no teeth. so yeah- marty looked like a vicious pit bull- getting ready to bite a two year old just sittin in a chair with him NOT DOIN A THING- poor baby in his PAJAMAS- and the big black mean doggie just bit him- while mommy and the daddy were video tapin laughing. sad. that is william's favorite childhood video.