dear that is all you get bitch diary,
the snake ate her rat. she wants another one real bad and i told her to drink some water. she ain't gettin another one today- she's getting ready to shed again anyway and she is late- she hasn't shed since the super moon. i think everything shed then. the birds at ken's went apeshit when i walked in today. they all started whistling at me. i, of course, whistled back and did my best to speak their language- which made ken laugh. he said the birds really liked me. but he said they like, "blondes," and i said, "oh, is that what it is?" and he said, yeah, you didn't hear them squawking and carrying on at the other lady did you?" and i thought back a second and said, "well no, i suppose not." i went on to tell him i used to be a bird in my other life- and the life before that- how i was prolly a dog- cuz i always bark at them. then i was gunna tell him how i want to be a bird again in my next life- or a lesbian- but it seemed like a good time to go- so i left. then on the way home some guy in a stupid looking dumb colored car- fuck i cant even tell you what kind it was it was THAT dumb- whistled at me. he was fucking old AND had a stocking cap on AND looked like a child molester AND made me want to run my car into a tree. that is EXACTLY why i want to be a lesbian in my next life.
the snake ate her rat. she wants another one real bad and i told her to drink some water. she ain't gettin another one today- she's getting ready to shed again anyway and she is late- she hasn't shed since the super moon. i think everything shed then. the birds at ken's went apeshit when i walked in today. they all started whistling at me. i, of course, whistled back and did my best to speak their language- which made ken laugh. he said the birds really liked me. but he said they like, "blondes," and i said, "oh, is that what it is?" and he said, yeah, you didn't hear them squawking and carrying on at the other lady did you?" and i thought back a second and said, "well no, i suppose not." i went on to tell him i used to be a bird in my other life- and the life before that- how i was prolly a dog- cuz i always bark at them. then i was gunna tell him how i want to be a bird again in my next life- or a lesbian- but it seemed like a good time to go- so i left. then on the way home some guy in a stupid looking dumb colored car- fuck i cant even tell you what kind it was it was THAT dumb- whistled at me. he was fucking old AND had a stocking cap on AND looked like a child molester AND made me want to run my car into a tree. that is EXACTLY why i want to be a lesbian in my next life.
