dear measuring head to foot ratio diary,
upon gathering the circumference around my head, suddenly as i see the figure on paper- it looks abnormally large to me. i then look down at my feet and i see two of them and realize- they are so small- tiny in fact- in comparison to my beefsteak head. so woman to blog- what does this mean? big head- small feet- perfect toes- landslide nose. i found a quarter inch wrinkle on my top lip- and still i have no ass or hips. that has to be why my interview didn't call me back- ima put my head on a diet and get right back on track. as for my feet- i dunno what to do- but stick them in a bigger shoe.
upon gathering the circumference around my head, suddenly as i see the figure on paper- it looks abnormally large to me. i then look down at my feet and i see two of them and realize- they are so small- tiny in fact- in comparison to my beefsteak head. so woman to blog- what does this mean? big head- small feet- perfect toes- landslide nose. i found a quarter inch wrinkle on my top lip- and still i have no ass or hips. that has to be why my interview didn't call me back- ima put my head on a diet and get right back on track. as for my feet- i dunno what to do- but stick them in a bigger shoe.
