April 1, 2011

trailer park trash

dear rebate diary,

i don't mind fixing up other things people find trash. i feel pretty awesome when i'm using something that works perfectly fine that was supposed to be garbage- dead- worthless. sometimes you just have to look at something and know it's good. it's long been known- 'one man's trash is another man's treasure,' but it's true. sometimes people can be treasures too. you just pull 'em out of the trailer park- clean 'em up- and you got pretty new skanks to look at. i don't think there is anything wrong with being a skank, i used to be one- before i was a whore. you can take the trash out of the park, but you can never take the skank out of the whore.