dear fried ants diary,
when an ant walks by i get my lighter and guess what i do. i fry the little fucker. yup. "sizzle up and fry you little ant bitch," that is what i usually mumble under my breath. then i sit back and make sure the bitch is dead too. it doesn't take much heat to kill an ant, so i don't see how they walk on concrete that you can fry an egg on. just pointin that out. so i watched the fucking rodeo at the mirage in vegas last night in HD on the tv. i learned all about how them boys ride them fancy dumb bulls and how them fancy dumb bulls are shipped all over the damn united states with the rodeo and there's a whole bunch of history behind them bulls. some of them suckers are just downright special fucking cows now and meaner than fuck. but for the most part- they all seem to know why they are there. to be honest with you, the ONLY reason i stayed watchin the programing is because when i passed by the channel- i thought the announcer had said, "AVERAGE FUCK OFF TIME," as i was passing by, so i flipped it back and he said it again, but it was, "AVERAGE BUCK OFF TIME," which was damn close enough for me.
when an ant walks by i get my lighter and guess what i do. i fry the little fucker. yup. "sizzle up and fry you little ant bitch," that is what i usually mumble under my breath. then i sit back and make sure the bitch is dead too. it doesn't take much heat to kill an ant, so i don't see how they walk on concrete that you can fry an egg on. just pointin that out. so i watched the fucking rodeo at the mirage in vegas last night in HD on the tv. i learned all about how them boys ride them fancy dumb bulls and how them fancy dumb bulls are shipped all over the damn united states with the rodeo and there's a whole bunch of history behind them bulls. some of them suckers are just downright special fucking cows now and meaner than fuck. but for the most part- they all seem to know why they are there. to be honest with you, the ONLY reason i stayed watchin the programing is because when i passed by the channel- i thought the announcer had said, "AVERAGE FUCK OFF TIME," as i was passing by, so i flipped it back and he said it again, but it was, "AVERAGE BUCK OFF TIME," which was damn close enough for me.
