dear nothing really happened tomorrow ever in my life yet diary,
so ima eat watermelon in a minute and prolly change the french fry oil and clean the fryer thing out before the garbage goes tomorrow. and then i might take my socks off and do a load of dishes. but one thing is certain, i must shave the seaweed off of my legs before long or ima be a monkey girl. i have four hairs growing out a tiny mole on the back of my left leg looking more like a spider every day. i thought about cuttin them earlier, but i thought why ruin the high when i slice them with the razor. shazam... yup that watermelon is gunna be good as a mother fucker. ima eat the shit out of it. i gotta diet for two days and give my poor body a rest. i ain't done nothing BUT eat since thursday and i gotta slow down before i swell up some more or i will be riding on the back of some sweat hog bike. eww. gawd. eww. gawd. no. gawd. please. jenny the whale weight watcher.... ima keep my eye on you.
so ima eat watermelon in a minute and prolly change the french fry oil and clean the fryer thing out before the garbage goes tomorrow. and then i might take my socks off and do a load of dishes. but one thing is certain, i must shave the seaweed off of my legs before long or ima be a monkey girl. i have four hairs growing out a tiny mole on the back of my left leg looking more like a spider every day. i thought about cuttin them earlier, but i thought why ruin the high when i slice them with the razor. shazam... yup that watermelon is gunna be good as a mother fucker. ima eat the shit out of it. i gotta diet for two days and give my poor body a rest. i ain't done nothing BUT eat since thursday and i gotta slow down before i swell up some more or i will be riding on the back of some sweat hog bike. eww. gawd. eww. gawd. no. gawd. please. jenny the whale weight watcher.... ima keep my eye on you.
