May 16, 2011

be cafeful what you jew for

dear a plant i wanted the other day diary,

so i was at the farmer's market (here in town, not in hollywood damnitall) and i was going apeshit (like i always do) and i wanted to get a wandering jew (my last post made me remember this post). but here's the deal, i already had my worm plant (see below from either last year or the year before i cant remember) and that was the day i got the tomato plants and some bedding plants, so i was spunt- no more cash. i thought about tossing the wandering jew over the fence, but since i no longer participate in such behaviors (for another 17 months) i quickly got over my yearning for the wandering jew and went to pay for my shit and proceeded to the exit at which time I FOUND A BUNCH STARTS IN THE PARKING LOT from a wandering jew JUST LAYING THERE. so i gathered them all up and brought them home and now i have my very own wandering jew plant that wandered home with me and its growing like a champion jew.