dear happiness happens by accident diary,
whenever i plan to be happy, i might as well plan to attend a funeral because it always ends up sucking donkey dick. actually sucking donkey dick would prolly be more joyful than trying to be happy. have you ever actually sat down and tried to be happy? it is fucking hard to do. it's like trying to... oh i don't know, speak mandarin chinese when all you know is german. there is this one lady at work and she keeps getting lost and cant find her table all the time and people have to help her back to her seat. i know i shouldn't laugh, but she shouldn't get up and wander around either. why does that make me happy? i think it is because i know she is safe and nothing will happen to her and it is so funny to see her with her hands on her hips lookin all over for her seat. nobody else thinks it is funny, but she does it every night and every night i laugh. sometimes i look forward to watching her get lost all night and wait to see it happen. i call her the 'lost lady.' tonight she looked like she had shit her pants and that really made my day. upon closer inspection we think her sweatpants were just really dirty because she didn't smell, but they looked like they could have been shit stained at some point. i have shit my pants before, but honestly, my shit doesn't stain.
whenever i plan to be happy, i might as well plan to attend a funeral because it always ends up sucking donkey dick. actually sucking donkey dick would prolly be more joyful than trying to be happy. have you ever actually sat down and tried to be happy? it is fucking hard to do. it's like trying to... oh i don't know, speak mandarin chinese when all you know is german. there is this one lady at work and she keeps getting lost and cant find her table all the time and people have to help her back to her seat. i know i shouldn't laugh, but she shouldn't get up and wander around either. why does that make me happy? i think it is because i know she is safe and nothing will happen to her and it is so funny to see her with her hands on her hips lookin all over for her seat. nobody else thinks it is funny, but she does it every night and every night i laugh. sometimes i look forward to watching her get lost all night and wait to see it happen. i call her the 'lost lady.' tonight she looked like she had shit her pants and that really made my day. upon closer inspection we think her sweatpants were just really dirty because she didn't smell, but they looked like they could have been shit stained at some point. i have shit my pants before, but honestly, my shit doesn't stain.