May 12, 2011

big fat and wide

dear fuck diary,

that's a weird one. i don't think i have ever written in here before. fuck. looks good to me. i may have to duplicate that. i like it. becky is layin here dreaming- she is prolly chasing after some fine ass stud dog in her dream. he is prolly so handsome- with a big ballsack- and they are tramping through a tall field of soft weedless grass rimmed with daises and other beautiful wild flowers that smell so pretty and sweet. oh my, i think she just found a stream or a creek- she laughed and seemed to frolic a little. i want to touch her and it really is all i can do not to- but she looks so happy- i don't wanta wake her. i just wanna be here to hold her when she gets to the part where her handsome stud has a very disappointing male member and an evil cuntface bitch rabies infested wife. she'll  wake up and remember- i am prolly the best mommy ever. even though i can not please her in the male member only way, i can love her like nobody's business. and june 1, i think we should get legally unionized.