dear another good use diary,
i just know there has to be use for all the cuticle skin and toenail skin i have saved over the years. someday this old folgers coffee can will be full of cuttings and worth a ton of money i am just sure of it. especially since i've made sure that no toenails or fingernails have gotten mixed in AND it's only mine in there. they shrivel up to hardly anything anyone else can recognize- except us skin collectors, but now that the can is finally over half full- the bulk really makes a cool sound when you bounce it on your knee. i gotta keep the unibomber out of it- he wants to burn them all the time in his little experiments in the garage and i hate that shit- let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other so we can have a special conversation and maybe i shall part with a handful of my fingernail skin. fucking fucker. i shall now paint my nails to ready myself for my upcoming trip at 3AM.
i just know there has to be use for all the cuticle skin and toenail skin i have saved over the years. someday this old folgers coffee can will be full of cuttings and worth a ton of money i am just sure of it. especially since i've made sure that no toenails or fingernails have gotten mixed in AND it's only mine in there. they shrivel up to hardly anything anyone else can recognize- except us skin collectors, but now that the can is finally over half full- the bulk really makes a cool sound when you bounce it on your knee. i gotta keep the unibomber out of it- he wants to burn them all the time in his little experiments in the garage and i hate that shit- let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other so we can have a special conversation and maybe i shall part with a handful of my fingernail skin. fucking fucker. i shall now paint my nails to ready myself for my upcoming trip at 3AM.
