May 2, 2011

dancing queens

dear listening in my ear for a text message diary,

ima goofball and like to remind myself everyday. in ever case of the time i will try and convince myself otherwise- it is a way to keep myself in 'check.' whatever, it works for me and here was my latest reminder. i'll NEVER admit to this happening though- if we should ever meet in person, so, print this and see if you can get me to claim to be the author of this blog. do it. go ahead. i triple dog dare you. even you CUNTFACE. (shout out) so anyways, here is what i did, i sent a text and put my phone UP TO MY EAR and waited for a response. it is gone- my brain. it is official. i am a dork with a comprised brain system. oh and i was right. the snake shed her skin last night. i'll update this post later with a picture of her skin hanging- it is funny as fuck. it looks like a staged murder scene. i know she must feel better in her new skin. i wonder how snakes receive messages from their friends. the wonder never ends.