dear i am a whore diary,
i am a whore who is cold today. i am a whore who is hungry. i am a whore who is not tired. i am a whore who has not brushed their hair in two days. i am a whore who has chipped fingernail polish on my right hand, but not my left hand. i am a whore who needs to blow her nose. i am a whore who has a dog next to her that has his butthole gently nested upon my leg. i am a whore who can't do much about that. i am a whore who isn't sure why her dog insists on having his butthole touch my skin. i am a whore who is still dealing with ants. i am a whore who has clean jeans. i am a whore who has missed two phonecalls today. i am a whore who just saw her dad drive by. i am a whore who slept with the window open. i am a whore that smelled becky fart last night. i am a whore who has never written like this. i am a whore who liked it. i am a whore who would like to thank whoever searched for "dear diary i am a whore," cuz that is what made me do this.
i am a whore who is cold today. i am a whore who is hungry. i am a whore who is not tired. i am a whore who has not brushed their hair in two days. i am a whore who has chipped fingernail polish on my right hand, but not my left hand. i am a whore who needs to blow her nose. i am a whore who has a dog next to her that has his butthole gently nested upon my leg. i am a whore who can't do much about that. i am a whore who isn't sure why her dog insists on having his butthole touch my skin. i am a whore who is still dealing with ants. i am a whore who has clean jeans. i am a whore who has missed two phonecalls today. i am a whore who just saw her dad drive by. i am a whore who slept with the window open. i am a whore that smelled becky fart last night. i am a whore who has never written like this. i am a whore who liked it. i am a whore who would like to thank whoever searched for "dear diary i am a whore," cuz that is what made me do this.
