dear to pee standing up diary,
it really isn't fair, but i gave it my best shot. i don't have any problem admitting this either. i have tried peeing every way there is. truthfully, the best way is the missionary way, the way we are supposed to do it and that is how i do it now. but when i was a kid- believe me- i tried. see, if i could stand up to pee, i wouldn't have to sit down all the time. women have to damn near disrobe just to pee, i am telling you- something ain't right here. what really downright pisses me off is how the unibomber can piss in the car. yeah, you heard me. he can piss in a mountain dew bottle, put a lid on it and put it back on a product shelf- if i wanted to do some shit like that- gimme a bucket and a funnel. last year i was accused of peeing in a gas tank. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. this absolutely infuriated me because i have always just wanted to pee standing UP, let alone be able to direct my stream into a certain controlled area. i have always wanted a penis anyway- but really just to have and hold during dinner. i never thought about actually peeing out of one.... not mine anyway.
it really isn't fair, but i gave it my best shot. i don't have any problem admitting this either. i have tried peeing every way there is. truthfully, the best way is the missionary way, the way we are supposed to do it and that is how i do it now. but when i was a kid- believe me- i tried. see, if i could stand up to pee, i wouldn't have to sit down all the time. women have to damn near disrobe just to pee, i am telling you- something ain't right here. what really downright pisses me off is how the unibomber can piss in the car. yeah, you heard me. he can piss in a mountain dew bottle, put a lid on it and put it back on a product shelf- if i wanted to do some shit like that- gimme a bucket and a funnel. last year i was accused of peeing in a gas tank. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. this absolutely infuriated me because i have always just wanted to pee standing UP, let alone be able to direct my stream into a certain controlled area. i have always wanted a penis anyway- but really just to have and hold during dinner. i never thought about actually peeing out of one.... not mine anyway.
