dear well if that doesn't do it diary,
i scrubbed the porch off and the whole time i imagined that princess kate was coming for a visit. i could hear coldplay in my head as the background music- just the piano- that gweneth paltrow or whatever HER name is has got to be the luckiest skank ever to wake up and hear that lovely voice in the shower. look at this ugly crackhead photo i took of the bitch- go ahead look at it- and tell me again how butt ass ugly I AM.
that's fine. personally i think she looks like a typical crackhead in this shot- after an all night fuckfest- but that's my opinion and not currently endorsed by anyone. i am simply starved at the moment and heating up chicken wings. it'll be nice to have a clean porch again. maybe i'll blog there in the morning while i wait for kate to arrive.
i scrubbed the porch off and the whole time i imagined that princess kate was coming for a visit. i could hear coldplay in my head as the background music- just the piano- that gweneth paltrow or whatever HER name is has got to be the luckiest skank ever to wake up and hear that lovely voice in the shower. look at this ugly crackhead photo i took of the bitch- go ahead look at it- and tell me again how butt ass ugly I AM.
