May 10, 2011

who you with?

dear here we go again diary,

i am a, "retarded bitch." i get told this at least 1200 times per year, on an average. that's why i put retarded before whore up there on the description of my blog you see. cuntface christened me a whore, (SHOUT OUT) and the unibomber has called me a retarded bitch since the day i met him, mmm, i'd say within the first few minutes actually- maybe within the first five even- i think it was. but at any rate- i am a retarded whore and i drivel and according to the unibomber, "i never shut up," but these days his complaint is he, "doesn't have anyone to talk to," so which is it? i suggested he get a blog. feeling kind of boxed in is how i felt before i got a blog and was forbidden from leaving the state. now that i can go anywhere i want and conduct my business, then plug my little laptop in at mcdonalds and run my fatass mouth about anything that flows through my mind like a shedding uterus, i dunno, somehow makes everything less boxed up. i guess i've come to terms and even like being a retarded bitch. i've come to enjoy being a whore. but it is funny that i even acknowledge either of you, being as dumb and busy as i am.