dear on the job diary,
hey everybody. they are hiring for heroes in springfield. here is what a typical fatass hero does here in our town. when the big hero shows up for work at 6:40AM, he sits there and jacks off by the sink, like he used to, pretty much all day. he often has multiple women come up to his workplace and spends hours on the city phone and various personal cell phones. sometimes he has women and men inside the building for sexual activities in the board room and on the pool table and in the closet where rescue randy is housed. sometimes the hero will watch other heroes take their showers and every once in awhile this will offend other heroes, but not often. if it does, usually this will cause a transfer to another station house, like it is in the instance i am referring- even after the gesture of a purchased shower curtain. not to judge, i think the shower curtain should have resolved the issue, just sayin. that was a quality shower curtain. at the end of a shift, when the hero goes home the next day, he primps himself to suck the blood out of all the scumbags who line up for crack money. he always keeps in mind the possibility of a cheap and QUICK blowjob later, the ultimate hook up place in town, he strolls across the street to his second job, the plasma center and covers his stylish ride with a grill cover purchased at sears. this is his second one, the first one blew away and that fatass bitch wanted me to go look for it and i told him i did. LMAO. i looked out my window.
hey everybody. they are hiring for heroes in springfield. here is what a typical fatass hero does here in our town. when the big hero shows up for work at 6:40AM, he sits there and jacks off by the sink, like he used to, pretty much all day. he often has multiple women come up to his workplace and spends hours on the city phone and various personal cell phones. sometimes he has women and men inside the building for sexual activities in the board room and on the pool table and in the closet where rescue randy is housed. sometimes the hero will watch other heroes take their showers and every once in awhile this will offend other heroes, but not often. if it does, usually this will cause a transfer to another station house, like it is in the instance i am referring- even after the gesture of a purchased shower curtain. not to judge, i think the shower curtain should have resolved the issue, just sayin. that was a quality shower curtain. at the end of a shift, when the hero goes home the next day, he primps himself to suck the blood out of all the scumbags who line up for crack money. he always keeps in mind the possibility of a cheap and QUICK blowjob later, the ultimate hook up place in town, he strolls across the street to his second job, the plasma center and covers his stylish ride with a grill cover purchased at sears. this is his second one, the first one blew away and that fatass bitch wanted me to go look for it and i told him i did. LMAO. i looked out my window.
