dear ain't falling for that shit diary,
what is that up there in the sky flying around like that? a bird maybe? be a man and shoot it down and find out or i will. i need to know. it looks like a bat or some shit. if it is a bat get it- and make it shit- i need new mascara. that is what they make mascara out of you know, batshit. covergirl does anyway. then they don't need to test it on animals- you see? cuz technically it came from an animal, thus eliminating the need to then again test the product on an animal. and y'all thought i was stupid. just cuz i don't like bread don't mean i ain't part duck. fuck. i can swim AND float. i can hold my breath for a LONG ass time and that is why i can suck a mean ass dick. i love to slobber too. the wetter- the better. i heard the older you get the dryer you're supposed to get 'down there,' but so far THAT AIN'T HAPPENIN. but i sure will be glad when it does. geez. it's so hard to say, "um.... no thank you," when your pants clearly are sayin, "you better, they're only gettin wetter."
what is that up there in the sky flying around like that? a bird maybe? be a man and shoot it down and find out or i will. i need to know. it looks like a bat or some shit. if it is a bat get it- and make it shit- i need new mascara. that is what they make mascara out of you know, batshit. covergirl does anyway. then they don't need to test it on animals- you see? cuz technically it came from an animal, thus eliminating the need to then again test the product on an animal. and y'all thought i was stupid. just cuz i don't like bread don't mean i ain't part duck. fuck. i can swim AND float. i can hold my breath for a LONG ass time and that is why i can suck a mean ass dick. i love to slobber too. the wetter- the better. i heard the older you get the dryer you're supposed to get 'down there,' but so far THAT AIN'T HAPPENIN. but i sure will be glad when it does. geez. it's so hard to say, "um.... no thank you," when your pants clearly are sayin, "you better, they're only gettin wetter."
