dear absence diary,
i thought about not posting one single thing today, but i prolly cunt do it. i mean i prolly could iffin i wanted to, but i don't want to, because then my streak would be struck. the hero works today, it is a safe day for me, but my friend WHO THUMPED ME IN MY BIRD FINGER TONIGHT AND WONT GET UP OFF ANY OF HER KITTENS TO FEED TO MY SNAKE, SHOUT OUT AIMEE, she reminded me that when i post a bunch of new postings every three days, it only entertains the hero at work. she told me that every three days i should lay off posting and then post like a whore in heat on the forth and seventh day to make up for it. see, i know i cant stop him from reading my blog, or his lovely CUNTFACE WIFE (SHOUT OUT) you had to know that was coming, hell i cant even stop KIDNEY CUNTFACE or any of her KIDNEY CUNTFACE FRIENDS from reading my blog. AND I KNOW KIDNEY CUNTFACE just loves it when i blog about her giving head in the parking lot at krogers. AND why her step father found interest in this is still BEYOND ME. nevertheless- i went to 'spy' like he wanted me to to 'prove to her mom she was a tramp,' and i took the pictures- WHICH HE HAS. but hey, it was fair, KIDNEY busted him with my cellphone and house keys. but i am the whore here- yup it was all me. so here i am.... NOT ENTERTAINING AGAIN. btw, did i mention i'm glad CUNTFACE reads my blog? that i LIVE for CUNTFACE TO READ MY BLOG?
i thought about not posting one single thing today, but i prolly cunt do it. i mean i prolly could iffin i wanted to, but i don't want to, because then my streak would be struck. the hero works today, it is a safe day for me, but my friend WHO THUMPED ME IN MY BIRD FINGER TONIGHT AND WONT GET UP OFF ANY OF HER KITTENS TO FEED TO MY SNAKE, SHOUT OUT AIMEE, she reminded me that when i post a bunch of new postings every three days, it only entertains the hero at work. she told me that every three days i should lay off posting and then post like a whore in heat on the forth and seventh day to make up for it. see, i know i cant stop him from reading my blog, or his lovely CUNTFACE WIFE (SHOUT OUT) you had to know that was coming, hell i cant even stop KIDNEY CUNTFACE or any of her KIDNEY CUNTFACE FRIENDS from reading my blog. AND I KNOW KIDNEY CUNTFACE just loves it when i blog about her giving head in the parking lot at krogers. AND why her step father found interest in this is still BEYOND ME. nevertheless- i went to 'spy' like he wanted me to to 'prove to her mom she was a tramp,' and i took the pictures- WHICH HE HAS. but hey, it was fair, KIDNEY busted him with my cellphone and house keys. but i am the whore here- yup it was all me. so here i am.... NOT ENTERTAINING AGAIN. btw, did i mention i'm glad CUNTFACE reads my blog? that i LIVE for CUNTFACE TO READ MY BLOG?
