dear keeping the score about even diary,
napping today sucked donkey dick. the second the tornado sirens quit- FUCK FUCK FUCK- and all three heroes came to collect my shit at the curb- FUCK FUCK FUCK- and the mailman came- FUCK FUCK FUCK- well i figured it was safe to go lay down and finally get some dag gum sleep. WHOA NOT SO FAST FUCK FUCK FUCK. the grump had other ideas. he let me get to sleep and then he started to bark. but he didn't bother to get up and bark. he just decided to lay there and bark. that just burned my ass. it woke me up. he went right back to sleep, but i couldn't. so i let him get back to snoring again. i let him really get into his rhythm. then i made my move. i got up very quietly- like a ghost and i got right in his ear and i started BARKING. I BARKED AND I BARKED AND I BARKED. he jumped up all startled and had this glazed and dazed look in his eyes. i'm prolly lucky he didn't bite me. but he deserved it. that fucker.
napping today sucked donkey dick. the second the tornado sirens quit- FUCK FUCK FUCK- and all three heroes came to collect my shit at the curb- FUCK FUCK FUCK- and the mailman came- FUCK FUCK FUCK- well i figured it was safe to go lay down and finally get some dag gum sleep. WHOA NOT SO FAST FUCK FUCK FUCK. the grump had other ideas. he let me get to sleep and then he started to bark. but he didn't bother to get up and bark. he just decided to lay there and bark. that just burned my ass. it woke me up. he went right back to sleep, but i couldn't. so i let him get back to snoring again. i let him really get into his rhythm. then i made my move. i got up very quietly- like a ghost and i got right in his ear and i started BARKING. I BARKED AND I BARKED AND I BARKED. he jumped up all startled and had this glazed and dazed look in his eyes. i'm prolly lucky he didn't bite me. but he deserved it. that fucker.
