dear now guess what the unibomber has gone and done diary,
i am not sure that this information should be released to the general public, but ima do it. please do not go and tell others, i trust it will remain here- between you and i, and our secret website. it prolly wont be any big secret to you fans of the unibomber, as i am sure he has a precious few, there are always a couple in the bunch who follow his doings, but this latest has to be the greatest yet. i JUST busted him WASHING HIS SWEATY BALL CAP IN THE DISHWASHER AMONGST OUR DISHES THAT WE EAT UPON. yes dear readers, the very dishes we eat our dinner on. needless to say, the dishes are re-washing again now. OMFG. i snapped my purple bra strap in disbelief. i am still in utter and complete shock. i may boil and bake the dishes in the oven or fire them in the kiln when they get done. i haven't decided yet. i wonder if he's washed his shoes or undershorts in the dishwasher too. ima throw up now. tyvm.
i am not sure that this information should be released to the general public, but ima do it. please do not go and tell others, i trust it will remain here- between you and i, and our secret website. it prolly wont be any big secret to you fans of the unibomber, as i am sure he has a precious few, there are always a couple in the bunch who follow his doings, but this latest has to be the greatest yet. i JUST busted him WASHING HIS SWEATY BALL CAP IN THE DISHWASHER AMONGST OUR DISHES THAT WE EAT UPON. yes dear readers, the very dishes we eat our dinner on. needless to say, the dishes are re-washing again now. OMFG. i snapped my purple bra strap in disbelief. i am still in utter and complete shock. i may boil and bake the dishes in the oven or fire them in the kiln when they get done. i haven't decided yet. i wonder if he's washed his shoes or undershorts in the dishwasher too. ima throw up now. tyvm.
