June 26, 2011

dragon ass

dear big world out here diary,

paying with change at walmart will piss a line of people off pretty quick and that is what the dumb stupid dragon face lady did right in front of me tonight. duty called out and i snapped. i had to. if i didn't, the fucking goofy bitch would have done it again and next time it could have been fucking you behind her- so youns can line up and thank me later iffin you want. guess what the fucking bitch bought? gnarly head wine and washrags. i am a change saver. i just took in 1455 dimes not that long ago and 56 half dollars, but you dint see me at walmart buyin sixteen dollars worth of shit. the cashier told the lady she wasn't supposed to take that much change at the register and i thought, "yeah, here we go," but then she took it. i finally could stand there quiet no longer as i watched the cashier make little dollar piles of change. i said, "see that big green machine over there against the wall that says COIN STAR on it?" as i pointed over to the big green machine that said COIN STAR, and the dragon face lady shook the rocks in her head yes, "next time put all your change in there like the rest of us do out here in the big world so we all don't have to wait on you."