June 26, 2011

mutual of omaha

dear flattered diary,

i always get excited when i get a review. AND it's so obvious they've been reading my shit for a long while too because what i posted on craig's list earlier did not fit the description of what they were crying about. i like spelling words incorrectly on purpose- i call it 'word trickery.'  so- if you don't like my shit- then why do you read it? humm. people crack me up. i don't control your internet browser- don't click on my site. as far as moving to nevada, i'd rather move to nebraska. the people seem to really understand what is going on around them- not that they don't in nevada- but being a midwest whore- i like to keep my business more local.