June 14, 2011

enchanted rants

dear all covered with cheese diary,

climbing to the top of old smokey must have been a more difficult task while covered with cheese. especially looking for your poor lost meatball after it rolled off the table during a sneezing episode. why wasn't there two meatballs that took a tumble and who was the proctor covered with layers of this oozing cheese? did we ever find out? and while we are at at- why was it even necessary to go and tell anyone that she will be coming around the mountain when she comes? seems to me that should be more of a private affair. and do i really need to have a song written to help me row my boat- do you think- or was that only for michael? and poor poor mary. let us not get started on her. thank goodness she didn't fall in love with a stud horse. ahh and yes, my favorite, twinkle twinkle little star- if you fall on me i will die. oh they didn't put that line in there did they. i wonder why. in closing, this little light of mine- ima let it shine- this little light of mine- ima let it shine- so i can roll up my dime- in my blunt- the very first time.