dear looking up diary,
if all of our food fell from above our heads we would prolly spend quite a bit of time looking up to the sky for dinner. i would look up right now for a banana or cinnamon roll. i am starving. i am tired though. been up for a whole hour already. look at me go. i had a hot dog from steakNshake yesterday and i wont be doing that again anytime soon. it was nasty as fuck. the bun was hard. the weenie was all chewy and tough. even the relish was off. i pulled the weenie out and cleaned it off with a napkin and gave it to the dogs. the snake wants a rat feast. two rats last two weeks. i don't feel like fucking feeding her again today- to the tune of seventeen damn dollars- because i need to go get dog food- to the tune of seventy damn dollars- but i got a big $5 coupon WHOO HOO! i wish they sent out coupons for rats. buy one rat get one free. omg i'd get four. i wonder if the snake would eat a small bird. i suppose if she gets hungry enough she would. that's the only way i'd eat a hot dog from the steakNshake again. maybe after a nap i'll feel different about somethings, or everything, or nothing at all.
if all of our food fell from above our heads we would prolly spend quite a bit of time looking up to the sky for dinner. i would look up right now for a banana or cinnamon roll. i am starving. i am tired though. been up for a whole hour already. look at me go. i had a hot dog from steakNshake yesterday and i wont be doing that again anytime soon. it was nasty as fuck. the bun was hard. the weenie was all chewy and tough. even the relish was off. i pulled the weenie out and cleaned it off with a napkin and gave it to the dogs. the snake wants a rat feast. two rats last two weeks. i don't feel like fucking feeding her again today- to the tune of seventeen damn dollars- because i need to go get dog food- to the tune of seventy damn dollars- but i got a big $5 coupon WHOO HOO! i wish they sent out coupons for rats. buy one rat get one free. omg i'd get four. i wonder if the snake would eat a small bird. i suppose if she gets hungry enough she would. that's the only way i'd eat a hot dog from the steakNshake again. maybe after a nap i'll feel different about somethings, or everything, or nothing at all.
