dear contempt diary,
i wish. oh man. six days in jail for giving a dickhead the finger? i'd do it too, except i would have explained why much better. i feel like i flip the bird when i need to, but i've never gone to jail for six days. the most important person i've ever had the pleasure of giving my bird to was prolly george ryan. my finger is pretty crooked so i try not to stick it up by itself very often because it makes it dreadfully obvious of the bend. i'll bet that's why i am so verbal.
i wish. oh man. six days in jail for giving a dickhead the finger? i'd do it too, except i would have explained why much better. i feel like i flip the bird when i need to, but i've never gone to jail for six days. the most important person i've ever had the pleasure of giving my bird to was prolly george ryan. my finger is pretty crooked so i try not to stick it up by itself very often because it makes it dreadfully obvious of the bend. i'll bet that's why i am so verbal.
