dear door diary,
i hate my front door and i want a new one. i've hated my front door since i moved in here. everyone else gets to have a new front door, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE, but i don't. there was nothing wrong with her old front door either. then she had them come back out because she wasn't happy with it- but i cant remember why- it didn't shut right or something. oh i dunno, fuck it's been awhile. i know i want a new front door bad. mine is buttass ugly. but it ain't high on my list. nothing is high on my list. fuck it i don't have a list. i got a court order though. by golly. and new locks on all my doors. i had to. i never got my key back from the hero. or my atm card. so i got new atm cards too, and pin numbers. cock sucker if my key didn't fit the front door and the back door. i'm certain he didn't have a key to my dad's house, cuz i only had one of those and i got it back. ida been struck. i might be getting a kidney stone. i dunno yet. i am pretty excited about that. i called my urologist this morning and ima do a ct scan at the hospital later on and see what's up in there. it'll be fun to write on some heavy pain medication. i bet my door wont even bother me at all then and my spelling may improve.
i hate my front door and i want a new one. i've hated my front door since i moved in here. everyone else gets to have a new front door, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE, but i don't. there was nothing wrong with her old front door either. then she had them come back out because she wasn't happy with it- but i cant remember why- it didn't shut right or something. oh i dunno, fuck it's been awhile. i know i want a new front door bad. mine is buttass ugly. but it ain't high on my list. nothing is high on my list. fuck it i don't have a list. i got a court order though. by golly. and new locks on all my doors. i had to. i never got my key back from the hero. or my atm card. so i got new atm cards too, and pin numbers. cock sucker if my key didn't fit the front door and the back door. i'm certain he didn't have a key to my dad's house, cuz i only had one of those and i got it back. ida been struck. i might be getting a kidney stone. i dunno yet. i am pretty excited about that. i called my urologist this morning and ima do a ct scan at the hospital later on and see what's up in there. it'll be fun to write on some heavy pain medication. i bet my door wont even bother me at all then and my spelling may improve.
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