dear finding it odd diary,
don't you guys find it funny how i posted about a pearl necklace the other day and now my body may want to start trying to produce other precious stones? i do- even if nobody else does. i wish i could produce diamonds, or ruby's maybe. if my chin hairs were golden, man i'd really have it goin on. then some black onyx eye snot and emerald nose boogers, oh my goodness, what would my ear wax be? everyone would want a chunk of me- even the growdy parts. since ima whore, i would be fair. i would pass my black onyx eye snot out to anyone who cared. take it with you when you go, pack it in your bag and off to the rock show.
don't you guys find it funny how i posted about a pearl necklace the other day and now my body may want to start trying to produce other precious stones? i do- even if nobody else does. i wish i could produce diamonds, or ruby's maybe. if my chin hairs were golden, man i'd really have it goin on. then some black onyx eye snot and emerald nose boogers, oh my goodness, what would my ear wax be? everyone would want a chunk of me- even the growdy parts. since ima whore, i would be fair. i would pass my black onyx eye snot out to anyone who cared. take it with you when you go, pack it in your bag and off to the rock show.
