dear do you know where we are at right now diary,
i brought you guys to bed with me. yeah, business is that slow. i figure this ought to drum up some new customers. shit if this doesn't do it- i dunno what will. i usually don't hang out in my bed during the day, but today is my favorite day of the week and i feel like being in my favorite places. i have a pearl necklace but i don't wear it often because it is real and as a general rule, i prefer wearing fake jewelry. when i was a small whore, my mother gave me a whole drawer full of her costume jewelry i was allowed to wear at any and all times because i was never allowed to have my ears pierced. the clip-on ear rings i got to wear, i still have, were so retarded and hurt my ears to wear more than 5 seconds. i wore my mother's pearl necklace when the unibomber and i got married and she wore it when she married my dad. i did end up getting my ears pierced after my mom died though, but prince william was the only male in his senior class who did not have either ear pierced- and he's sworn off skin art til i die as well. i haven't lost any of jewelry of value because i only wear shit that is fake, and when i do wear my good shit i just hurry up and take it off cuz i wanna keep it.
i brought you guys to bed with me. yeah, business is that slow. i figure this ought to drum up some new customers. shit if this doesn't do it- i dunno what will. i usually don't hang out in my bed during the day, but today is my favorite day of the week and i feel like being in my favorite places. i have a pearl necklace but i don't wear it often because it is real and as a general rule, i prefer wearing fake jewelry. when i was a small whore, my mother gave me a whole drawer full of her costume jewelry i was allowed to wear at any and all times because i was never allowed to have my ears pierced. the clip-on ear rings i got to wear, i still have, were so retarded and hurt my ears to wear more than 5 seconds. i wore my mother's pearl necklace when the unibomber and i got married and she wore it when she married my dad. i did end up getting my ears pierced after my mom died though, but prince william was the only male in his senior class who did not have either ear pierced- and he's sworn off skin art til i die as well. i haven't lost any of jewelry of value because i only wear shit that is fake, and when i do wear my good shit i just hurry up and take it off cuz i wanna keep it.
